Dear Third Grade Teachers,
Congratulations on a successful Ancient Civilizations Celebration at school today. My youngest son and I enjoyed volunteering at your big event very much. Your decorations were superb, the games and crafts were a big hit, and the food brought in by parents was quite a spread. Sorry my son ate so much, I promise I fed him before we came. He just really loves pita and hummus, actually he loves anything edible.
May I make a recommendation? Next year hold the activity in the afternoon. I was surprised your activity started at 7:45 a.m. I felt bad for you when I left at 10:30 a.m. and you still had four more hours with very wound up students. It has to be quite stressful for you to start your day off with such a big activity. As a mom it was quite stressful for me to have celebration food prepared this morning while trying to get myself and three kids ready for the day at 7:30 a.m. I think I have lived overseas too long, only in the U.S. do activities start before noon. I am sure you have your reasons, although I can't think of any.
Sincerely, Shelley
Wednesday, March 21, 2012
Tuesday, March 20, 2012
Dear Sons
Dear Sons,
Why do we keep having the same conversation when the outcome is not going to change. I thought I should put in writing all the reasons we will not be getting a dog right now.
1. Our kind friends who have let us rent their beautiful home this year have asked us not to have pets.
2. We are about to make another international move. Did you know it can cost close to $1,000 to fly a pet half way across the world.
3. You do not clean up after yourselves, who would clean up after a dog?
4. I fear you would quickly get bored with the dog, just like you do with any new toy.
And, the most important reason:
5. You keep forgetting your sister is allergic to dogs! I know you have asked if she can go to college early, but it is a bit soon considering she is eleven.
Sincerely, Mom
Why do we keep having the same conversation when the outcome is not going to change. I thought I should put in writing all the reasons we will not be getting a dog right now.
1. Our kind friends who have let us rent their beautiful home this year have asked us not to have pets.
2. We are about to make another international move. Did you know it can cost close to $1,000 to fly a pet half way across the world.
3. You do not clean up after yourselves, who would clean up after a dog?
4. I fear you would quickly get bored with the dog, just like you do with any new toy.
And, the most important reason:
5. You keep forgetting your sister is allergic to dogs! I know you have asked if she can go to college early, but it is a bit soon considering she is eleven.
Sincerely, Mom
Monday, March 19, 2012
Dear Oldest Son
Dear Oldest Son,
Thanks for the good talk tonight. I am sorry you feel that life is not fair. I know it may seem that your older sister has more fun activities that she is invited to than you. I know you also think it is unfair that your younger brother only has to go to school for half of the day. Things won't always be this way. Let me remind you yet again, that life is not fair. If you could accept that concept at age nine, you will be so much happier. Try not to compare yourself to others. Be happy for what you have and always remember that you are loved and very blessed.
Sincerely, Mom
Thanks for the good talk tonight. I am sorry you feel that life is not fair. I know it may seem that your older sister has more fun activities that she is invited to than you. I know you also think it is unfair that your younger brother only has to go to school for half of the day. Things won't always be this way. Let me remind you yet again, that life is not fair. If you could accept that concept at age nine, you will be so much happier. Try not to compare yourself to others. Be happy for what you have and always remember that you are loved and very blessed.
Sincerely, Mom
Sunday, March 18, 2012
Dear Youngest Son
Dear Youngest Son,
I can't believe you took a nap at church today. You curled up in my lap and you were asleep within a few minutes. You must really not feel well. I hope your meds help with the swelling soon.
I think the last time you took a nap was at least three years ago. I have to admit, it was quite nice to have you cuddling with me today. You are always trying to be so big. As sad as I am that you are sick again, I would love for you to cuddle with me anytime. And I may have given you a few small kisses while you slept. I know you hate kisses, but I could not resist. Sorry I won't "take them back", no matter how mad you get (which is pretty mad since you are on heavy steroids).
Sincerely, Mom
I can't believe you took a nap at church today. You curled up in my lap and you were asleep within a few minutes. You must really not feel well. I hope your meds help with the swelling soon.
I think the last time you took a nap was at least three years ago. I have to admit, it was quite nice to have you cuddling with me today. You are always trying to be so big. As sad as I am that you are sick again, I would love for you to cuddle with me anytime. And I may have given you a few small kisses while you slept. I know you hate kisses, but I could not resist. Sorry I won't "take them back", no matter how mad you get (which is pretty mad since you are on heavy steroids).
Sincerely, Mom
Saturday, March 17, 2012
Dear Mad Scientists
Dear Mad Scientists,
Wow, I never knew one dad and two boys could have so much fun with dry ice. I think that five dollar piece of ice kept you all entertained for several hours. One request, can you please not do an experiment during dinner again? As cool as it was, I had a hard time eating my dinner with vapor covering the table. Keep up the experimenting. You mad scientists kept me from going mad on a busy Saturday.
Sincerely, Mom
Wow, I never knew one dad and two boys could have so much fun with dry ice. I think that five dollar piece of ice kept you all entertained for several hours. One request, can you please not do an experiment during dinner again? As cool as it was, I had a hard time eating my dinner with vapor covering the table. Keep up the experimenting. You mad scientists kept me from going mad on a busy Saturday.
Sincerely, Mom
Friday, March 16, 2012
Dear Coaches
Dear Softball Coach,
My daughter is very excited to play ball this spring. Thanks for getting her on the same team as her friend. I was relieved I will have some carpooling options. My daughter is quite athletic, but on occasion you will probably find her more concerned with how her hair and clothes look than the game.
Dear Baseball Coach,
My oldest son is not really aware he is playing baseball this spring. Yes, I have told him several times, but I don't think it has registered. I am a little nervous it is going to be too intense for him. Don't you think four practices within eight days is a bit much? My son can hit the ball, but I can't promise that he will be paying attention in the outfield. He tends to look for "treasures" on the ground wherever he goes. Hopefully his discovered treasure will be the ball on occasion!
Dear Soccer Coach,
My youngest son will be joining your team this spring, so watch out! This will be his first experience playing organized sports. He has wanted to be on team for about three years now. I will warn you he is quite good. You should just let him loose when you are prepared to see some serious action. I can not be held responsible for any crazy behavior he may exhibit. Did I mention he is on steroids? Don't worry, it is for his kidney condition. I think it will be to your advantage.
Dear Husband,
I am sorry I signed up all three kids for spring sports. I know you told me not to, but I had a moment of weakness since this is our year living in the U.S. I am already regretting the decision, so you can withhold your "I told you so".
Sincerely, Shelley
My daughter is very excited to play ball this spring. Thanks for getting her on the same team as her friend. I was relieved I will have some carpooling options. My daughter is quite athletic, but on occasion you will probably find her more concerned with how her hair and clothes look than the game.
Dear Baseball Coach,
My oldest son is not really aware he is playing baseball this spring. Yes, I have told him several times, but I don't think it has registered. I am a little nervous it is going to be too intense for him. Don't you think four practices within eight days is a bit much? My son can hit the ball, but I can't promise that he will be paying attention in the outfield. He tends to look for "treasures" on the ground wherever he goes. Hopefully his discovered treasure will be the ball on occasion!
Dear Soccer Coach,
My youngest son will be joining your team this spring, so watch out! This will be his first experience playing organized sports. He has wanted to be on team for about three years now. I will warn you he is quite good. You should just let him loose when you are prepared to see some serious action. I can not be held responsible for any crazy behavior he may exhibit. Did I mention he is on steroids? Don't worry, it is for his kidney condition. I think it will be to your advantage.
Dear Husband,
I am sorry I signed up all three kids for spring sports. I know you told me not to, but I had a moment of weakness since this is our year living in the U.S. I am already regretting the decision, so you can withhold your "I told you so".
Sincerely, Shelley
Thursday, March 15, 2012
Dear Daughter
Dear Daughter,
Bravo! Well done! The play tonight was wonderful. Your brothers even enjoyed the show! They were a little upset there was no popcorn to buy, and I had neglected to bring them snacks.
You looked like a natural up there on stage. You sang beautifully and your dancing was superb. Watch out world, a star is born! Looking forward to two more shows!
Love, Mom
Bravo! Well done! The play tonight was wonderful. Your brothers even enjoyed the show! They were a little upset there was no popcorn to buy, and I had neglected to bring them snacks.
You looked like a natural up there on stage. You sang beautifully and your dancing was superb. Watch out world, a star is born! Looking forward to two more shows!
Love, Mom
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