Friday, April 13, 2012

Dear Soccer Coach

Dear Soccer Coach, 

Only one more day before you will meet my youngest son. He is very excited for your first game tomorrow, although he finds it very odd they are going to "perform" without having had a practice. He was very disappointed to learn that the league does not allow goalies at this young age bracket. I apologize in advance if you see him self-appointing himself as team goalie. He has dreamed of being a star goalie, and he will do anything in his power to keep an opponent from scoring. In fact, let me just apologize in advance for any of his actions. He is wild and he is on major steroids for a kidney condition, so feel free to bench him when necessary. 

Sincerely, Shelley

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