Dear Children,
We need to set up some guidelines for our garage sale tomorrow. Please be advised of the following:
1. You may not buy each others things (even if you have always wanted your sister's giant stuffed monkey).
2. I agreed to buy donuts for you to sell, not eat. You may each eat one donut and that is it.
3. You may not sell anything that is not yours.
4. Please don't wake me up before 6:00 a.m. asking if we can get started.
Looking forward to tomorrow. You are going to have a genuine American cultural experience!
Sincerely, Mom
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